picard
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according2kev wrote:
picard wrote:
Does anyone feel tired after 1hr drive home from work? I feel so exhausted that my chest muscles squeeze me like a anaconda snake crushing me.
I have difficulty breathing normally. How do you guys make your driving experience less painful ?
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You may wanna have that checked out.
For a little over two years, I had to make a three hour trip every weekend. Sometimes I had to make the trip two or three times a week. Good music made things a lot better.
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my ear drums are sensitive to noise. I have to use ear plugs to keep out noise of engine, road noise. My ears hurt when I am expose to noise for long time.
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picard
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Waldo wrote:
Are you still driving a 93 stick shift very high mileage Accord? If it's stop and go commuter traffic, that could be fatiguing. Maybe you've just owned that old Accord too long, and need a change of environment. :-) Maybe you need a new girl friend (If you're married, don't tell your wife I suggested that).
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I am not married. do you have spare ex-girl friend? I am willing to accept refurbish girl friend who is in the age range 30-40 yrs old. I am looking for one. I am willing to pay for her airfare 1st class. or I can pay for FEXEX to ship her over night to my apartment.
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picard
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JIRZLEE wrote:
have a glass of wine, umm before your drive..lol
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sorry. I don't consume alcohol of any type. I like to live a healthy lifestyle.
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picard
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superchg2 wrote:
picard wrote:
Does anyone feel tired after 1hr drive home from work? I feel so exhausted that my chest muscles squeeze me like a anaconda snake crushing me.
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Picard, after hearing about your symptoms, I immediately had an epiphany. Is it possible that you have purchased and are wearing the Manssiere? Maybe on the long drive home you could just take it off and the anaconda's may ease up on you.
Anyhow, if you have found a new job, Congrats!
"Kramerica Exclusive
The Manssiere™
Tired of the jiggle, gentlemen? Is your chunky chest becoming a challenge? This revolutionary new garment will solve all of your problems. Complete with an "easy-latch" fastener and durable "double back" construction, the Manssiere™ will ensure minimal movement, allowing you to become the active male you've always wanted to be!
A Message From Our President
Thank you for visiting my website. This online extravaganza is the first piece of the Kramerica global empire. Global, baby! Next, look for the opening of one of our "Make Your Own Pizza" Parlors in your hometown. Assuming those catch on (and oh, they will) we'll follow them up with a string of low-fat frozen yogurt stores. Or maybe something to do with roasted chicken."
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I had to hustle my buns to get this job. Where can I get this thing ? Does it help me look more masculine?
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superchg2
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picard wrote:
superchg2 wrote:
picard wrote:
Does anyone feel tired after 1hr drive home from work? I feel so exhausted that my chest muscles squeeze me like a anaconda snake crushing me.
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Picard, after hearing about your symptoms, I immediately had an epiphany. Is it possible that you have purchased and are wearing the Manssiere? Maybe on the long drive home you could just take it off and the anaconda's may ease up on you.
Anyhow, if you have found a new job, Congrats!
"Kramerica Exclusive
The Manssiere™
Tired of the jiggle, gentlemen? Is your chunky chest becoming a challenge? This revolutionary new garment will solve all of your problems. Complete with an "easy-latch" fastener and durable "double back" construction, the Manssiere™ will ensure minimal movement, allowing you to become the active male you've always wanted to be!
A Message From Our President
Thank you for visiting my website. This online extravaganza is the first piece of the Kramerica global empire. Global, baby! Next, look for the opening of one of our "Make Your Own Pizza" Parlors in your hometown. Assuming those catch on (and oh, they will) we'll follow them up with a string of low-fat frozen yogurt stores. Or maybe something to do with roasted chicken."
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I had to hustle my buns to get this job. Where can I get this thing ? Does it help me look more masculine?
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Available from Kramerica.
All the chicks dig 'em!
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CarPhreakD
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picard wrote:
JIRZLEE wrote:
have a glass of wine, umm before your drive..lol
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sorry. I don't consume alcohol of any type. I like to live a healthy lifestyle.
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Man Picard, between the vomit in your Accord and this, you sure you're that healthy?
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Dren
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picard wrote:
Waldo wrote:
Are you still driving a 93 stick shift very high mileage Accord? If it's stop and go commuter traffic, that could be fatiguing. Maybe you've just owned that old Accord too long, and need a change of environment. :-) Maybe you need a new girl friend (If you're married, don't tell your wife I suggested that).
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I am not married. do you have spare ex-girl friend? I am willing to accept refurbish girl friend who is in the age range 30-40 yrs old. I am looking for one. I am willing to pay for her airfare 1st class. or I can pay for FEXEX to ship her over night to my apartment.
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You're killing me. Check out a real-doll. If you're willing to pay for someone's airfare you can certainly pick one of these up.
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DCR
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Dren wrote:
You're killing me. Check out a real-doll. If you're willing to pay for someone's airfare you can certainly pick one of these up.
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Ever see the video of that creepy bastard who has one of those and treats it like it is human? Drives around with it...dresses it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqUhuXzHnYY
At first glance, you'll find this behavior rather strange, but upon further reflection, I have found that the real doll guy might really be a genius.
Advantages the doll has over my wife:
1. Does not talk
2. Does not complain
3. Does not cry
4. Does not buy shoes
5. Does not cry when buying shoes
6. Could probably cook better
7. Does not eat
8. Does not complain about gaining a pound from eating
9. Does not age
10. Does not complain about aging
I am going to order mine today. It will sleep between me and my wife...hope they get along!
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Dren
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Haha, I was thinking the same thing!
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Nick GravesX
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CarPhreakD wrote:
picard wrote:
JIRZLEE wrote:
have a glass of wine, umm before your drive..lol
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sorry. I don't consume alcohol of any type. I like to live a healthy lifestyle.
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Man Picard, between the vomit in your Accord and this, you sure you're that healthy?
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:D
And you wonder why you're having trouble coping with stress?
There is nothing wrong with drinking or smoking in moderation; don't believe the Gov't Nazis.
Life expectancy/mortality rates is most closely-linked with social class these days.
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superchg2
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Dren wrote:
picard wrote:
Waldo wrote:
Are you still driving a 93 stick shift very high mileage Accord? If it's stop and go commuter traffic, that could be fatiguing. Maybe you've just owned that old Accord too long, and need a change of environment. :-) Maybe you need a new girl friend (If you're married, don't tell your wife I suggested that).
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I am not married. do you have spare ex-girl friend? I am willing to accept refurbish girl friend who is in the age range 30-40 yrs old. I am looking for one. I am willing to pay for her airfare 1st class. or I can pay for FEXEX to ship her over night to my apartment.
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You're killing me. Check out a real-doll. If you're willing to pay for someone's airfare you can certainly pick one of these up.
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