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TonyEX
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California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-01-2012 20:33
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Aaah.. when you combine nuts with too many attorneys.. this is what you get...

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2012/05/01/california-man-claims-bmw-motorcycle-gave-him-long-lasting-erection/

I can see it now now..

"BMW, the Mas Macho Motorcycle."

BachelorFrog
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-01-2012 20:51
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Well, life is always hard.
IntegraDC5R
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-01-2012 20:52
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First question the judge needs to ask, "so you had a long-lasting erection, but wanted to be in a flaccid state to have sex? Have a nice day sir, BMW I'm opening it up for you to please counter-sue this moron."
according2kev
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-01-2012 21:09
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All I can say is wow! Some of these lawsuits are unbelievable. If the bike gives him an erection, why not just take a 15-20 minute joy ride before sex? I guess BMW is now the ultimate erection machine.


HondaCrazy
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 09:48
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maybe a ducati...not a touring machine!
A77
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 09:54
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On second thoughts maybe we should not be looking forward to Honda's "ED" engines.
Jovian8
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 11:22
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Didnt Yamaha used to build a motorcycle called the Viagra ?
Chocs
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 11:46
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A77 wrote:
On second thoughts maybe we should not be looking forward to Honda's "ED" engines.

...LOL

Talk about losing their "mojo"
TonyEX
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 13:56
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Chocs wrote:
A77 wrote:
On second thoughts maybe we should not be looking forward to Honda's "ED" engines.

...LOL

Talk about losing their "mojo"



I'll have my Honda ED in Blue.... 100 mg version... if you know what I mean? ;-D
TonyEX
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BMW: Ultimate Erection Machine??? ;-D    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 14:00
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according2kev wrote:
All I can say is wow! Some of these lawsuits are unbelievable. If the bike gives him an erection, why not just take a 15-20 minute joy ride before sex? I guess BMW is now >b>the ultimate erection machine.





Priceless.....

Go for a 15 minute ride before engaging in carnal affairs.

BMW... The Ultimate Erection Machine.

Warning! Do not ride for more than 4 hours without taking a 10 minute break off the bike. If you ride longer than 4 hours call your doctor.
Nick GravesX
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Re: California man claims BMW motorcycle gave him long-lasting erection    (Score: 1, Normal) 05-02-2012 16:11
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Jovian8 wrote:
Didnt Yamaha used to build a motorcycle called the Viagra ?


You beat me to it, you git!

:D
 
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